I’d say it’s about time for humanity to go f**k itself.
And with all the recent updates in sex robots, virtual reality porn orgy theaters, and sex toys that literally smell like sex, we fucking can.
From FHM:
“A new virtual reality sex toy called the OhRoma actually focuses on the sense of smell, delivering a powerful scent to the user with options like perfumes and, yep, even porn stars’ vaginas. We wish we were joking.”
I really hope all those pussy grabbers out there can just get their hands on this s**t and stop tryna ruin the lives of women everywhere. One of the porn stars this new sex toy is made to smell like, Victoria Ryan, apparently put a lot of effort into making a scent for this weird toy that smells just like her.
“I sort of wanted a fruity musky scent that would blend with a flowery perfume. I imagine I will want to change that smell when I hit MILF status.”
I don’t mean to sound like some weird sex-hating puritan, but this s**t kinda weirds me out.