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New Sex Toy Actually Smells Like Sex

I’d say it’s about time for humanity to go fuck itself.

And with all the recent updates in sex robots, virtual reality porn orgy theaters, and sex toys that literally smell like sex, we fucking can.

From FHM:

“A new virtual reality sex toy called the OhRoma actually focuses on the sense of smell, delivering a powerful scent to the user with options like perfumes and, yep, even porn stars’ vaginas. We wish we were joking.”

I really hope all those pussy grabbers out there can just get their hands on this shit and stop tryna ruin the lives of women everywhere. One of the porn stars this new sex toy is made to smell like, Victoria Ryan, apparently put a lot of effort into making a scent for this weird toy that smells just like her.

“I sort of wanted a fruity musky scent that would blend with a flowery perfume. I imagine I will want to change that smell when I hit MILF status.”

I don’t mean to sound like some weird sex-hating puritan, but this shit kinda weirds me out.

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