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‘The Bachelor’ Power Rankings: Week 8

Week 8 started off where last week left off. With the four women  talking about the surprise elimination of Danielle.

In no time at all, Nick came in and said no eliminations and that he was going to everyone’s hometown. Hooray?

1. Vanessa (French-Canadian-Italian) +1

Her gigantic family started making her question her relationship with Nick. Gosh. You think competing with four girls for an engagement ring would be a red flag or something.

2. Raven (Midwest girl) +1

So these two basically dry humped in a filthy swamp. I think it was supposed to be romantic or whatever but, really, all I could think of is that scene from Stand By Me where they get leeches on their dicks.

3. Corinne (Runs a multi-million dollar company with her nanny) -2

Corinne took Nick to Miami and showed her what she does every day. Shop. Girl dropped $3.5k like she was buying Dippin’ Dots at the fair. Nick got Pretty Woman’d.

Later there was an awkward conversation with her parents. So, yea. She’s materialistic and she’s about to get dropped.

4. Rachel (Attorney) +2

Hey, did you know she’s black?!

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