Beyonce Turning Her Daughter Into a Brand

I know it’s illegal to criticize Beyonce or whatever, but I think turning your five-year-old daughter into a brand is probably a little weird.

Blue Ivy is either gonna be president one day or the next generation Macaulay Culkin. Either way she will live in a gold palace probably.

Soon you’ll be able to buy Blue Ivy Carter video games, hair care products, lipsticks, and more. Even mobile devices. Which is weird, because Blue Ivy is five and probably doesn’t even know what a brand is. They are gonna be selling perfume with her name on it and she’s too young to even wear it.

Apparently, Beyonce’s company was shut down for trying to turn her daughter into a Brand in 2012, because the name Blue Ivy was already taken. Second time is the charm, probably.