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Drake and Jennifer Lopez End Relationship That Never Really Started

OH NO! THE FAKE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN DRAKE AND JENNIFER LOPEZ IS OVER! THE HORROR!

As with 90% of fake celebrity relationships, the reasons given were “their schedules were too busy.”

That’s code for “one of them got tired of the other.”

Their whirlwind romance, which lasted a whole couple of months, was so unimportant that it’s not even part of Lopez’ Wiki page. And if it’s not part of your Wikipedia page, then it must not have happened.

Look for Drake to have a new crush by the time this gets posted, and look for Jennifer Lopez to post something cryptic on Instagram.

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