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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Never Disappoints

Salma Hayek is a living treasure. This is someone who breastfed a random child. I stand up and commend thee, Salma. Who can deny anyone using their breasts for good? To do so would be unAmerican.

Hayek showed up to the Oscars with a dress that put her cleavage on full display. Glorious really. Was she even nominated? Who cares really. Have her come every year just for the hell of it.

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