#ThankYouMattDamon Shows All the Ways Matt Damon Changed Asian History
Matt Damon’s new movie, The Great Wall came out today. I’ve seen the trailer and it looks dreadful. I guess it’s about Matt Damon, a white man, saving China from monsters that were being kept out by the Great Wall. Because whenever any culture needs a savior, you can count on a white man.
All of this just reminds me of “Mooney on Movies” from Chappelle’s Show:
And of course, Twitter had fun with Matt Damon being the savior of China with the #ThankYouMattDamon hashtag:
You've saved us so many times. #ThankYouMattDamon pic.twitter.com/3Jo1ZBSGAV
— I Am Diễm (@JeakPaul) February 16, 2017
#ThankYouMattDamon, @karliekloss, Scar Jo, Emma and Tilda for teaching us we are all Asian. Wait… No we are not. @ConstanceWu @NoTotally pic.twitter.com/AO4eM5gOx9
— Paulina Plazas (@paulinaplazas) February 17, 2017
I'm glad everyone has caught on to this ludicrous film where a white guy saves all of China. Oh yeah, and builds a wall 💁 #ThankYouMattDamon
— Candace Howze 🙅🏽♀️ (she/her) (@aceisjoy) February 17, 2017
#ThankYouMattDamon for inspiring millions of Chinese restaurants to change the name of General Tso Chicken to Matt Damon Chicken on the menu
— ThePublicGadfly (@ThePublicGadfly) February 16, 2017
Matt Damon created kung pao chicken. #thankyoumattdamon
— Jenny Yang (@jennyyangtv) February 16, 2017
Hands down my favorite Hollywood Asian couple is Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson. #ThankYouMattDamon cc. @IsmaelC_C
— Gilluis Pérez (@GilluisPerez_) February 16, 2017
#ThankYouMattDamon, @karliekloss, Scar Jo, Emma and Tilda for teaching us we are all Asian. Wait… No we are not. @ConstanceWu @NoTotally pic.twitter.com/AO4eM5gOx9
— Paulina Plazas (@paulinaplazas) February 17, 2017
Stupid Liberals do stupid things. Next.
“I guess it’s about Matt Damon, a white man, saving China from monsters that were being kept out by the Great Wall. Because whenever any culture needs a savior, you can count on a white man.” Like you said, you’ve never seen the movie. I gotta ask, I LOVE your outrage, I take it you must watch A TON of movies with nothing but Chinese casts and be thoroughly involved in Chinese culture to be so strangely upset about a Chinese-produced movie that dared to cast a white man? Just so I understand; you’re complaining about a popular actor being… Read more »
Being anti-white is the only kind of racism that gets you praise instead of scorn which is why Liberals are all doing it.
Liberalism is a mental disorder. The sooner Society is cured of it the better.