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‘The Bachelor’ Power Rankings: Week 9

It finally happened. We finally saw the elimination of Corinne who expressed sadness, then anger and then went to sleep. I don’t know what else I was expecting. Contrition? Naaaah.

This week Nick chose Raven to go to the fantasy suite in Finland. And this is where Raven put her ex on blast and said he never gave her an orgasm. I’m guessing she was expecting Nick to give her one. Well, Raven, prepare for some disappointment. Aww, yea!

There’s only 3 girls left so these power rankings are pretty useless at this point. Add to the fact that we already know Rachel is the next bachelor and it’s basically 2 girls left. I’m still going with Vanessa even though Raven seems to be the girl to beat. Always go for the underdog.

1. Vanessa (French-Canadian-Italian) +0

This was Raven’s episode so not much about her.

2. Raven (Midwest girl) +0

She told Nick she loved him. After a month. The only thing I’ve ever told I loved was a Hershey’s chocolate bar and even then it took more than 6 months. These people are insane.

3. Rachel (Attorney) +1

We know she’s getting eliminated already. Why is it taking so long?

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