‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Gonna Be a Millionaire Soon. Your Life Sucks
The millionaire meme. “Cash Me Ousside How Bout Dat” girl, Danielle Bregoli, is riding her 15 minutes of fame off her Dr. Phil appearance to some serious bank.
Once you finish reading all the ways Bregoli’s cashing in, reconsider what you’ve been doing your whole life then weep silently into your hands.
$100,000 ads on Instagram
Bregoli gets major change for Instagram sponsored ads for Fit Tea up above and Postmates. Consider that Khloe Kardashian also pimps out Fit Tea. Estimates for Kardashian’s sponsored posts range from $100k-$300k. It’s likely Bregoli can pull in $100k a month on one post.
Bregoli’s rapidly climbed the sponsored content money machine. Ten million views on one Fit tea post. Is she the new Kardashian? Based on her view count and Instagram fees, it’s quite possible.
$40,000 meet and greets
Bregoli celebrates her 14th (!) birthday this year. Rolling Loud Music Festival in May (Kendrick Lamar headlines!) will pay her 40 large to appear at their festival for a meet and greet. The organizers will throw a party in March for her where she’ll also pocket an appearance. In addition, she’ll get a cut of ticket sales.
Her reps set her meet and greet fees at $30k for US appearances. If you want her to cross any international borders, she charges $40k. Cha-ching!
Reality show offers
Here’s where the real money comes in. According to TMZ, seven production companies have contacted Bregoli and four of them want to make a reality show. The show will center around Bregoli and her mom (hopefully they won’t beat each other up, or maybe they should for ratings).
Consider that NeNe Leakes gets $1.5 million per season for Real Housewives of Atlanta. Bethenny Frankel got $1 million for Real Housewives of New York, as did Teresa Giudice for Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Bregoli’s popularity outstrips them all, so $1 million per season for her is easy. Factor in profit sharing and she just made more in one year than you’ll ever make.
Add it all up and becoming a meme is an actual career aspiration now.
Considering she has stolen cars, put up vids of her doing drugs and several domestic violence charges, all she somehow mangage to walk away from, WHERE THE HELL IS CHILD WELFARE ? Maybe her dad being a cop keeps her from facing the charges .
So much for Dr Phil being a mandated reported. That bastard is no different then the others. Ratings ratings ratings.
I promise to to boycott all products that sponsor this trash
She’ll spend all of it on fake nails and drugs. I refuse to stoop this low, and I like some pretty crappy TV.
One of the signs of the apocalypse.
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