Breaking News: Donald Trump and His Trophy Wife Sleep in Separate Bedrooms

We’re paying millions of dollars in taxes so they can live in separate states. In every photo op, Trump and Melania have less chemistry than Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in 50 Shades of Gray. No shit they hate each other.

A Trump insider told Us that Melania, who is using her husband’s presidency to promote her fashion brand, doesn’t keep hidden how much she fucking hates him.

“They have separate bedrooms. They never spend the night together — ever.”

According to another source:

“Melania wants as little to do with Donald as possible. She is not interested in Donald, the presidency or anything involving him.”

Yeah, it must be hard when your sugar daddy you trapped for a green card becomes president. Don’t worry, the FBI is investigating him. He’ll be in jail soon.

Fuck this Melania pity party bullshit. She knows what she’s doing. Since becoming first lady, she’s hid in her Manhattan penthouse crying because the man she supported throughout his whole presidential race won and it’s cramping her Queen of Versailles lifestyle.


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Sorry your pro-War, pro-Banker corrupt Establishment candidate with a vagina lost, but this derangement of the Left would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic and tied to violence, hate-crime hoaxes, and property destruction.

Cry more.

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