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Justin Timberlake Took Being a Desperate Attention Whore to New Levels at the Oscars

A lot of people hate kids because they make desperate grabs for attention when adults around them are trying to get shit done. All you wanted was to get directions from your friend, but can barely hear them over their kid doing their best impression of the end of the fucking world.

Multiply that by 10 and you have Justin Timberlake at the Oscars, a grown ass man who should really know better than to photobomb anyone within walking distance and fucking pop and lock it down the red carpet like a teenager loitering in front of a grocery store next to a boom box in 1989.

He inserted himself into Emma Stone‘s red carpet interview, and it’s honestly kind of painful to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLLo6LHqt0

He then spent most of the night dragging his poor wife, Jessica Biel, around and weirdly trying to block her dress from view so it wouldn’t upstage him.

Bitch looked like a rusty Oscar with the hairstyle of a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s maple syrup. Pls.

He even made a show of trying to get on camera with Meryl Streep, who looks like she would straight up tell him to go pop and lock his way up his own asshole if she wasn’t such a classy bitch.

It was a delight watching Justin bop around in his Hitler Youth haircut. He must have interrupted his wife fifty times to make sure everyone knew he was singing the goddamn song from Trolls. And that we all had to see it.

Ew.

[H/T Lainey Gossip,ย Tom And Lorenzo]

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Isadorah, you are a sad, angry human being…

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Why are these articles so venomous? There’s already enough hatred in the world without all this spiteful shit.

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We found the one person on earth who doesn’t like Justin Timberlake….they do exist…

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