Bella Hadid in a Bikini Making the Most of Cannes

Bella Hadid flashed her panties on the Cannes red carpet and now, still in Cannes, she’s on a yacht showering in a white bikini. If there were ever anything that’d make me care even just a little about Cannes, it’s probably this. I’m a simple man.

The yacht party was thrown by Jordan Barrett, the “bad boy” of Australian fashion. It’s unclear how one gets to be a “bad boy” of fashion. Does he use off-brand fabric? Does he wear white after Labor Day? Does he wear cargo shorts? What is it?!