Bill Cosby Fears He’ll Be Drugged by Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting nearly 60 women. His trial starts on June 5th and, given his celebrity and the accusations, Cosby is fearful for his life.

Thus, he is taking every precaution to ensure that he is not drugged and poisoned.

Oh. Wait. Cosby is afraid that someone will drug him and take advantage of him just days before he’s about to be on trial for drugging and taking advantage of him? Oh man. Poor guy. He’s the real victim in this case, isn’t?

Cosby is especially worried because he was declared legally blind so that he wouldn’t have to look at his accusers and could feign not knowing who they are.

He’s refusing to stay in hotels and won’t even drink water from fountains in the courthouse, opting to bring his own bottled water instead. I heard his trial defense consists of this same argument. “If they didn’t want to be drugged, they should have refused to come to the hotel or brought their own drink.”

If you’re not feeling sorry for Bill yet, you’ll be very disappointed to know that many comedians have not stood by him during this time. Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle and others have distanced themselves from Cosby, which has upset the pudding pop pusher.

A family source weighed in.

“He can’t even pay people to come and support him,” the source continued. “He’s been told that agents have informed their clients that their careers would be over if they got involved.

“We’re not asking anyone to testify. We are asking those whom he’s helped, maybe they can call or come sit in the courtroom and see for themselves what’s happening … before turning your back.”

Do they not understand how life, especially Hollywood life, works? More upsetting to the family is Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson turning their backs.

“Jesse [Jackson] claims to have forgotten Bill’s number and Al Sharpton won’t even return his phone calls,” the source inside the camp said.

“Both of them were vocal in their support of Michael Jackson and the charges against Mike involved kids,” the source added. “So, is this really that toxic when you compare the two? Any other time they’d at least rally to say something about innocent until otherwise proven.”

I think they can see the writing on the wall, even if Cosby can’t.