Harrison Ford, the greatest actor of all-time, who never ages, is back for a Blade Runner sequel that no one wanted, but everyone is excited about.
In Blade Runner 2049, Ford reprises his role as Deckard, an ex-blade runner who has been missing for thirty years. Ryan Gosling is the new blade runner, tasked with the duty of finding Deckard.
As you can see in the trailer, he finds him. So, movie over.
Just kidding, Gosling now has to save humanity from Jared Leto, who is creating mustard covered children to take over the world.
Gosling prefers ketchup. The movie also stars Robin Wright, Ana de Armas and the great Dave Bautista beating people up because that’s how they cast every former pro wrestler.
Ridley Scott is back, this time as an executive producer, and Denis Villeneuve (Arrival) directed the film. It’s set to hit theaters October 6,