Chrissy Teigen Had Her Pits Sucked

It’s true what they say, even beautiful women are self-conscious. Chrissy Teigen revealed a deep, dark secret she’s been holding onto for close to a decade.

She’s had plastic surgery. Awww, she’s not all natural?

Bet you wanna know where. Boobs? Face?

Nope, armpits. Odd really. I’ve never heard anyone getting liposuction on their armpits, but everyone dislikes something about themselves.

In a Refinery29 interview, she ‘fessed up:

“I had an armpit sucked out, which was one of the best things. It’s a big secret, but I don’t care. It was nine years ago or so. And I had two inches to my armpit. Now it’s back though, so now I’ve gotta pay for [liposuction] again. It was so easy. It made me feel better in dresses; I felt more confident. It was the dumbest, stupidest thing I’ve ever done. The dumbest, but I like it, whatever. I have no regrets, honestly.”

AN armpit? Like only one? Even stranger. She just dropped in my book. 6/10, would not do.

To be fair, check her out naked.

See if you can tell any difference with her armpit.

Trick question, you can’t. You’re too busy staring at her boobs.