Katy Perry Wants You to Know Her Sex Life Is Bomb

At a recent gig in London, Katy Perry talked about how awesome her sex life is as a woman in her 30s. She had encouraging words of wisdom for young people that can’t get it.

From The Sun:

“Let me tell you, if you’re not having great sex now, in your thirties it’s going to be amazing.”

Ok, Katy.

“I can’t speak to those of you in your forties but I bet it’s great.”

English people don’t have good sex. Maybe if she was doing a show in Spain she would have been right.

“And it’s fun and it’s consensual and it’s intimate.”

I would hope it’s consensual.

Katy Perry has gotten mad weird since things ended with Orlando Bloom and his dong.