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Chrissy Teigen Swears Off Doggy Style

When you’ve been with your partner long enough, you forget a lot of things about them. Like whether or not you’ve seen their butthole. According to Chrissy Teigen, her husband John Legend has never seen her butthole.

“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole.’”

Shouts to the couple they were with. Maybe it was Kim Kardashian and Kayne West. Everyone has seen Kim’s butthole. John, however, found a flaw in Chrissy’s logic.

‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’

Does Chrissy not know how sex works? Unfortunately for John, he took seeing Chrissy’s butthole off the table forever. Teigen said:

I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again,’”

Poor John. He’ll have to find new ways to have sex with his supermodel wife.

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