Here’s What Two Years of Constipated Feces Looks Like

I’ve been constipated before. Longest has been 2 days. That wasn’t a fun time. I felt like I was carrying around so much extra weight… and it felt SO good to have everything exit. Well, that’s small potatoes compared to a guy who had not been able to poop for two years- not a typo. Talk about being full of s**t. Yeah. Low-hanging fruit and all. He had to undergo surgery to have a LOT of his large intestine – removed. Thirty inches of it. That’s nearly three feet. Along with 28 pounds of feces.

This didn’t happen in a United States suburb with someone who eats fast food every day. No, the patient, who had a rare disease that made him unable to have bowel movements, was from China. Can’t blame his diet for that, right?

There’s a lot of disgusting things inside the human body. Yeah, we need them to live, but this is just… whoa. It looks like the doctor’s standing there holding a giant mutant slug.

I just had to keep myself from gagging when typing that whole sentence. More pics:

This is what I looked like:

I would imagine that the guy is going to need a colostomy bag for the rest of his life, what the lack of the large intestine. Here’s hoping that thing doesn’t come to life and stalk him. Hey, I think I just came up with an idea for a new horror movie. Anyone in Hollywood want to contact me?