Paris Hilton Models Her New Lingerie Line

Paris Hilton is launching her own lingerie brand because that’s what everyone does nowadays. Can’t think of anything to do and need to stay relevant? CLOTHING LINE!

When you’re hot, famous, and launch your own clothing line, the best thing to do is model the outfits yourself. Paris agrees.

She’s all about mystery, adventure & risk. And her heart was wild & full of magic…

I’ve seen “One Night in Paris.” There isn’t much mystery, adventure, or risk going on there.

Paris is even up on memes.

The good news for Paris is that she can’t screw this up as bad as Kendall and Kyle Jenner screwed up their latest fashion foray.