London Is Full of Classy People Being Fingered

Imagine this. You dress up in your finest for a night out, pick up your date for a fancy meal, head over to Nando’s for a snack and as the alcohol transfusion begins to take hold, romance begins to blossom between both of you. You’re now in lust but getting a cab and going back to either one of your places seems like 10 minutes too long. So what do you do?

Simple. You step outside and start finger blasting your date while she gives you head right outside the restaurant. Sure, strangers are snapping this and it’s going to be on the internet in a matter of minutes, but in that moment, the only people who exist are you two sexually gratifying youreslves in the filthy street.

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