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Leonardo DiCaprio Rents New Model for a Year

Leonardo DiCaprio is who every man, deep down, aspires to be. He’s good-looking, he’s rich, he’s really good at what he does, and he hangs out with supermodels. If you’re a male and don’t want to secretly be Leo, I don’t trust you.

A few months ago, Leo tossed aside the smoking hot Nina Agdal because they hung out for about a year and her time was up. I compare being with Leo to a long speed date. You know you have about a year and you try to make the best of it. When your time is up, it’s up. You accept it and move on a serious relationship.

Lorena Rae, you’re on the clock.

Rae is a 23-year-old German model who is about to have the best year of her life. She’s been spotted out with Leo at Hillstone on Park Avenue, MoMA PS1, and Monaco. She was also on a yacht with Leo in July.

A rep for Leo told Page Six that “they’re not dating.”

Of course they’re not dating. Leo doesn’t date because dating implies that there could be some type of future. Leo just hangs out with supermodels and both parties are aware of the fact that there is no future.

If we’re being honest, Leo should have his own term. When you hang out with someone for a year and make it known that things will be over in a year, treat them to the best time of their life, and then never call them again, that’s called Leo’ing.

Let’s take a look at why Leo would be attracted to Lorena aside from the fact that she’s a supermodel.

#tb to one of my favorite shoots of all time .. @linatesch 🦋 happy monday everyone

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Whoa. She’s brunette. Leo almost exclusively dates blonde models. What is it about her that has made him break away from his blonde attraction? What makes her so special? Could she possibly be the one?

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