Sad But True: Man Pees on Family at Metallica Concert

Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We’re off to pee on other fans.

Those are the new lyrics to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” following an incident at a Phoenix concert on Friday where, you guessed it, a man peed on fellow concert goers. Who is still attending Metallica concerts in 2017? Sometimes, you have to look in the mirror when things like this happen.

Daniel Daddio, a 44-year-old man from Albuquerque, New Mexico, is the man who couldn’t hold his bladder in the middle of his head banging. A family of three told the staff they “felt a warm liquid washing over their backs and legs.” They turned around, probably hoping it was just water that had been warmed by the heat, but their worst fears were confirmed. Daniel had his dragon unleashed like the latest episode of Game of Thrones.

When he was confronted by the parents, he gave a shrug like he was Michael Jordan and this was his sixth victim of the night.

When the cops got involved, Daddio (can we take a second to acknowledge that the man’s last name is Daddio. Like he’s a hippie straight out of the 70’s. I’m pretty jealous of that last name) denied that he had pissed on the family.

Daddio was arrested. Reports indicate that, in the most shocking part of this story, Daddio was drunk.

When he appeared in court, the judge had the following to say about Daddio and his inability to control his pissing habits.

“I have to say in the 15 years I’ve been on the bench, this is one of the most disgusting scenarios I’ve ever read… in any event, really inappropriate,”

Has the judge never read the R. Kelly case? A good judge would have done the proper research to see that this is not an unprecedented occurrence. That’s poor preparation.