Hugh Hefner, 91, Died

Hugh Hefner, 91, founder of the iconic Playboy magazine and brand, died at his home Wednesday surrounded by loved ones. Hopefully he died like how he lived, with a raging erection surrounded by nude centerfolds.

Hefner not only founded Playboy in 1953, but soon put the Playboy Mansion on the map with his legendary parties. It’s been said that you haven’t partied until you contracted an STD in the grotto at the Mansion. Actually, people don’t say that. I just made that up. Anyway, those parties ended a few years ago after he sold the mansion last August.

Hefner is survived by four children and his 31-year-old Playboy model wife, Crystal Hefner.

I’m not going to write a lengthy post about what else he’s done, you can go to any other site for that, but I’d like to just thank this man for giving children everywhere a glimpse of tits at the grocery store.

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