Jennifer Lawrence Plans to Disappear

Every time a movie comes out, actors and actresses need something new and fresh to say. Something to grab headlines. Jennifer Lawrence is doing her best to pimp mother!. She’s done away (for now) with her “I’m so clumsy” shtick, save for the inadvertent awkward hugs with Emma Stone.

On Today, host Savannah Guthrie asked her if she’s taking a break because she’s made one movie a year since 2010. Lawrence replied doesn’t have anything lined up for the next couple of years. That means two years of drunken stripper pole dancing and “accidentally” kissing girl celebs.

Lawrence isn’t sure what she’s gonna do, but she says “making pots” is a start.

She’s still dating her old boyfriend, Darren Aronofsky, who’s something like 15-20 years older than her. But he’s so talented! And talent is ageless. The penis is not, so maybe that’s why there’s this blind item that might be about her.

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