Okay-Looking Teen Gets $3 Million Payday For Staying a Virgin Until Age 19

Some days, I’m sad that we don’t have a guillotine in every town square. Today is one of those days, because I just found out that some businessman in Abu Dhabi has reportedly paid a 19 year old lingerie model $3 million American for her virginity. When you have $3 million for one night with a hooker, you have too much money, full stop.

I mean, good for her, I’m sure anyone selling their virginity to a creepy businessman needs the money more than he does. If she wants to take his money, good for her. As long as no one is being exploited, laws against prostitution are just leftover Puritanism as far as I’m concerned.

So let’s meet the lucky lady who is getting a huge payday for keeping her hymen intact for 19 years. According to Metro, her name is Giselle and she auctioned her virginity on Cinderella Escorts, an online prostitution hub that looks like a GeoCities page from 1996. Also, she’s cute, but let’s just say she’s not going to get $3 million for her second time.

She said: ‘I would never have dreamed that the bid would rise so high and we would have reached 2.5 million euros. This is a dream come true. I think the trend to sell your virginity is a form of emancipation and I am shocked about people who are against allowing a woman to sell HER virginity. If I want to spend my first time with someone who is not my first love, that’s my decision.’

Okay, let’s tone down the girl power, Giselle, you’re a prostitute, not a suffragette. I fully support a woman’s right to exchange sex for money if she chooses to do so, but let’s take a step back from pinning a medal to your own chest for it. Metro also had a statement from Cinderella Escorts, the agency who carried out the auction and is providing security for the sexy time romp.

‘On our website you will find a video where girls from all over the world talk about the reasons to sell their virginity. Girls from Australia, Europe, Africa, North and South America. From Arab countries and Asian. This shows us that the desire to auction a virginity is no exception. And on the other hand, the high bidding for Giselle’s auction shows us how high the demand for virgins is. Business people from all over the world have been bidding.’

Yeah, rich people all over the world will spend millions of dollars to have sex with a virgin teenager but ask them to pay more in taxes for roads and schools and health care and they freak the hell out. It’s irresponsible is what it is. I hope you’re loving late-stage capitalism as much as I am.

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Nate Fanfare
Nate Fanfare
6 years ago

S**t like the headline here, plus the partner sites you share with upskirt pics and nip slips, really casts doubt to your handwringing in posts about sexual harassment. You’re part of the problem, theBlemish.