Paris Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Was Not Part of the Holy Trinity With Britney Spears

Hey, remember this photo?

11 years anniversary today since the first coming of The Holy Trinity! pic.twitter.com/dxGwTLnFDv

— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) November 27, 2017

Of course you do. It’s the night where Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan discovered religion.

Turns out, Lohan wasn’t supposed to be part of this religious experience.

Here’s what Hilton told MTV News about Lohan’s arrival:

“It was just Brit and I out, and then she just like chased us to the car and got in. She wasn’t invited.”

For those that don’t recall how this photo came about. Please, watch this video:

Ah, the infamous “firecrotch” comment. Lohan tried to put the fire out by saying the media was trying to turn Lohan and Hilton against each other and that they’ve been friends since they were 15. The Holy Trinity photo seemed to put to bed any dissension between the two.

But, Paris isn’t really in the news nowadays, so she decided to spark some more controversy by throwing Lohan under the car.

I don’t know why Hilton is so upset that Lohan got into the car. A Holy Trinity doesn’t work with just two people. A two person religion is Syncretism (that’s the blending of two religions, for those that don’t feel like using Google). Syncretism doesn’t roll off the tongue like Holy Trinity.

In case you didn’t think Lohan had any fans remaining, you’d be wrong.

And, well, that’s about it. So yeah, I guess Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have any fans left. Lohan has been silent on the matter, but I suspect she’ll say something sooner or later because she too needs some attention in 2017.