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Rihanna Is Better Than Kylie Jenner At Makeup And, Everything, Really

Nowadays, every celebrity has a perfume or makeup line. You know about Kylie Jenner’s makeup line. It’s famous for increasing the size of your lips or something.

Well, move over Kylie, because Rihanna is here to crush your garbage makeup.

Rihanna launched Fenty Beauty four months ago and it’s all the rage on social media. Especially compared to Kylie’s, Kylie Cosmetics. Well, duh. Kylie’s line is two years old. Are you currently talking about the Star Wars movie that came out this month or are you talking about the Star Wars movie that came out two years ago? That’s what I thought.

One reason for Fenty’s success seems to be their catering to women of color. They launched with 40 shades of foundation, which is not the spin-off to those BDSM movies. Kylie’s line only caters to women of one color: Green.

And that seems to be the biggest downfall of Kylie Cosmetics. Her shit is too expensive. A brush set cost $360. I don’t know anything about makeup brushes, but I know that 36 months of Netflix is a better use of $360.

Kylie sort of tried to justify the price on Twitter.

I’ve never heard of those products, but I assume they’ve been in the industry for years and don’t have a makeup deal because their mom complained to the teacher until her daughter’s grade was changed.

I’m not saying Rihanna’s makeup line is better. I’ve used makeup like twice in my life, both times was to cover up a pimple prior to a date. I’m not the wrong person to ask about foundation and concealer and all that other stuff that causes females to take an hour to get ready.

Here’s what I do know. Rihanna is a talented singer and songwriter. That has nothing to do with makeup, but at least she’s provided me with good music over the years. And hey, she wants gun violence to stop. I like Rihanna. Kylie has just forced me to keep up with the Kardashians far more than I ever wanted to.

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