Amber Rose Loves Sex So Much She’s Going To Sell It

Amber Rose has turned being Kanye West’s girlfriend into her own talk show, an appearance on Dancing with the Stars, and now, a sex empire.

According to Page Six, Rose filed for the trademark Muva and Muva’s House.

Muva was registered for, “electric massage appliances, namely, electric vibrating massager; inflatable life­ sized dolls used in sexual activity; sex toys; sex toys in the nature of edible underwear; adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, artificial penises, penis enlargers, vibrators, benwa balls and artificial vaginas,” while Muva’s House was registered for “entertainment services in the nature of live dancers, musicians, singers and comedians performances; night club services; night clubs.”

Go to Muva’s House where you can play with a bunch of Muva’s.

Shout to Amber Rose for being a boss. Instead of making her own sex tape and selling it, she wanted to help people across the world by getting them laid with sex dolls and such. This is how you profit off of sex and keep your dignity. Not that there’s anything wrong with sex tapes. Just, it’s a bad look if that’s the only reason you’re famous.

It’s unknown when Muva and Muva’s House will debut, but I’d venture it’ll be around June 9.

See what I did there? You see it.

In other Amber Rose news, her ex-husband and baby daddy Wiz Khalifa had some things to say about her.

The freestyle is trash, but I’m convinced that Amber Rose is the dopest person on earth. Kanye and Wiz never have a bad thing to say about her. She’s the first person in history to be liked by two rappers after a breakup.

Keep doing you, Amber. I’ma buy all those edible underwear just to support.