Anna Faris Angry that Chris Pratt and Olivia Munn Are Boning

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt broke the hearts of America when they announced that they were splitting last August. It’s been about four mouths since their split. They were together for eight years. You have to give at least a month for every year you were together before you can start dating again. That’s just the rule.

Chris Pratt is not a fan of this rule.

According to reports, Pratt has begun dating Olivia Munn. A source said, “It started as a convenient rebound but blossomed into something very real and exciting.”

That’s all fine and good. I’m not someone who wants to stand in the way of true love. While I don’t believe that Pratt and Munn will find true love, this seems like a rebound relationship for both of them, I’m willing to give them a chance.

But poor Anna Faris. She’s upset at Pratt’s new relationship and she has every right to be. PRATT IS PREMATURELY DATING! He needs to wait at least another four months before he starts parading around with a new bae.

According to the same source, Faris feels “betrayed” because all three were friends when Pratt and her were still together. The three of them, along with Munn’s boyfriend Aaron Rodgers, were those cool celebrity couples who went on double dates with each other.

You know what they say. Keep your friends close, so when you break up with your significant other, you can hook up with them. Maybe that’s not the exact saying, but it should be.

Well, you know what to do, Anna. You have to hook up with Aaron Rodgers. He’s in need of companionship right now as he’s nursing a broken collarbone and likely a broke heart due to failing to make the playoffs.

I’m 100 percent for a Faris-Rodgers relationship. Until Green Bay fans start blaming Faris for the Packers struggles. It’s Mike McCarthy’s fault, you idiots.