Quincy Jones did an interview with GQ and being almost 85, you know he has a lot to say. And it’s not boring like what your grandpa yells at you during Thanksgiving. For example, he’s not a fan of Taylor Swift, he didn’t want to hook up with Marilyn Monroe because she had a chest that looked like pears, he speaks 26 different languages and he has 22 girlfriends around the world. Yea, you read that right. His 85-year-old dick is in more women currently than yours has been in your lifetime.
Where are they located? Everywhere. Said Jones, “Cape Town. Cairo. Stockholm – she’s coming in next week. Brazil – Belo Horizonte, São Paulo, and Rio. Shanghai – got a great girl over there from Shanghai, man. Cairo, whew.”
What’s better is they all know about each other so there’s no one showing up at his house in the middle of the night drunk and banging on the door. But there is one caveat. His daughters made him promise he can’t sleep with anyone younger than him. So he’s stuck with women from 28 to 42. Which is a total buzzkill. It’s like his daughters don’t even love him.