Girl Scouts Are Very Uncoolly Investigating Scout Who Sold Cookies to Stoners

There’s a certain synergy between girl scout cookies and marijuana. More than one industrious girl scout has noticed this link and exploited it for a windfall of cookie sales outside a legal marijuana dispensary. It also helps that pot makes people friendly, even the non-high going to and from the dispensary will probably buy some cookies. Especially if she has Tagalongs, also known as Peanut Butter Patties in the less-fun parts of the country. You can keep your Thin Mints, bro, it’s all about the Tagalongs.

The latest enterprising scout to run the old “sell cookies to potheads” scam is this little tyke who set up outside the Urbn Leaf in San Diego.

Adorable, right? She has a cookie domino mask like she’s the world’s most awesome super hero, Cookie Lass. Way better member of the Legion of Super Heroes than Matter-Eater Lad.

The problem is the GSA have no sense of humor, and the Girl Scouts are investigating to see if she broke any rules, according to the New York Post. She’s not actually in trouble for being outside a dispensary, though.

Officials were trying to identify the girl and talk to her family because she was in a commercial area, which is not allowed, council spokeswoman Mary Doyle said in an email Monday.

Oh yeah, this they’ll take action on, but everyone knows that little bitch Janet has her mom take her sign-up sheet to work with her and sells like,500 boxes and no one is looking into that, are they?

So if anyone reading this knows the identity of the masked little girl who is just out there making the world a better place, keep it to yourself. Snitches get stitches.

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