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Paris Hilton Solves Climate Change in 7 Words

I love celebrity wisdom. It can be so succinct and yet so revealing and deep. Take Kanye’s tweets lately. They’re at times Art of War-esque, inspirational, thought-provoking and then he’ll throw in a random thought.

Which is what Twitter is for.

So, it’s great that Paris Hilton, former IT girl and current fake DJ, boils down the answer to climate change in seven words. Tattoo these on your Sierra Club tote bag.

She wrote:

This is earth

It’s hot

Don’t pollute

*tents fingers* Ahh, yes. Very true. I imagine these words rolled into Hilton’s head one by one and so she strung them together as a tweet.

You know who Paris reminds me of? Sophia the AI Robot but with with less soul.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

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Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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