Ugandan President Bans Oral Sex, Says ‘The Mouth is for Eating’

Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni has decided to ban oral sex on the premise of “the mouth is for eating.”

According to the president, “outsiders” are convincing Ugandan’s to perform oral sex and he is out to put a stop to it. Here’s what he told the press (via Daily Mail):

“Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders.One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is.”

“The address of sex” is my new favorite term.

For those unfamiliar with Museveni, he signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act in 2014. The act made it illegal to be gay in Uganda. If you are caught having gay sex, you could go to prison for life. He also believes that oral sex can cause worms.

Well, not if you take your worm prevention medicine.

All this man needs is a good blow job and he’ll change the address of sex.