Turns Out Creeping on Michael B. Jordan Works

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott

That is a truly inspiring quote right there. You know who is regretting not taking her shot right now? That girl who bit through her retainer because she was so worked up about Michael B. Jordan being shirtless (and right) in Black Panther. It turns out if she had just asked him to get a smoothie, he probably would have.

How do I know this? Because it worked for Sylvia.

That is Sylvia, who is just a girl who goes to Temple, posing with Michael B. Jordan, one of the world’s most handsome men. Because she DMed him and asked if she could buy him a smoothie while he was in town filming Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge Creed II, which is actually the eighth Rocky movie, so suck on that actually good old episodes of The Simpsons.

Of course, people on Twitter loved this because of course they did, it’s adorable. There’s even a related hashtag, #PullASyvlia.

There’s a lot of thirsty women on Twitter, aren’t there? But good on them, don’t let your dreams be memes, girls.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go slide into Juliana Hatfield’s DMs. It’s worth a shot, right?

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