Meghan Markle’s Father Is Worried About Her, Thinks She Looks Terrified in Public

Meghan Markle’s father Thomas told The Sun that he thinks his daughter is miserable being a royal.

Thomas, 73, said: “My thing about my daughter right now is that I think she is terrified. I see it in her eyes, I see it in her face and I see it in her smile. I’ve seen her smile for years. I know her smile. I don’t like the one I’m seeing now. This one isn’t even a stage smile – this is a pained smile. That might be just having a couple of bad days. I don’t know. It really worries me. I think she’s under too much pressure. There’s a high price to pay to be married to that family.”

I was pretty sure the highest price to pay for being a royal was listening to Prince Phillip rant about “those sorts” and cry for his lost Nazi sister. She might be scared because at least one crazy racist sent her fake anthrax because they were upset about their royal bloodline being sullied by Markle, who is half-black. It’s funny that generations of inbreeding and Nazis weren’t contaminating it but Markle is, but the racist mind isn’t logical.

But Thomas, often seen in jeans and a polo shirt, was bemused by his daughter’s “ridiculous” dress code. He added: “Meghan seems like something out of an old movie. Why in 2018 are we dressing like the 1930s? Why do they have to cover their knees?”

“I really wish my daughter would show more skin.” Meghan Markle’s dad might be Donald Trump. He is a fat white guy who the British don’t seem to want around.