Stormy Daniels Arrested for Being a Good Stripper

Stormy Daniels was taken to jail for doing her job. This is why jobs are down in America.

CNN reports that Daniels was arrested for allowing three undercover cops to touch her while on stage. The stage in question is a strip club stage in Columbus, Ohio. According to the law, only family members are allowed to touch/be touched by any semi-nude/nude performer. I’d question the stupidity of the law, but this is Ohio we’re talking about.

Columbus police said in a statement the arrest was part of a “long-term investigation into allegations of human trafficking, prostitution, & other vice related violations.”

Daniels’ attorney wasn’t buying that bullshit. He believes this was part of a setup.

One guess as to who they believe is targeting her.

Court documents say Daniels was giving customers forced motorboats and touching the breasts of female patrons. This upset the undercover officers.

When officers witnessed those activities, three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her breasts, court documents said.

She fondled a third officer’s buttocks and breasts, according to the documents, and then forced the officer’s head between her breasts and smacked the officer’s face with her breasts.

Instead of tipping her, they arrested her.

Daniels posted $6054 bail and was released on Thursday morning. The charges were dropped on Thursday afternoon.

Great, now everyone will need to sign a consent form before entering a strip club.

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