Gisele Bündchen is releasing a new book titled Lessons: My Path to a Meaningful Life.
In it, she reveals that she got a breast augmentation in 2015 after breastfeeding left her lopsided (via People).
“I was always praised for my body, and I felt like people had expectations from me that I couldn’t deliver. I felt very vulnerable, because I can work out, I can eat healthy, but I can’t change the fact that both of my kids enjoyed the left boob more than the right. All I wanted was for them to be even and for people to stop commenting on it.”
So, she got her boobs redone. And she regretted it.
“When I woke up, I was like, ‘What have I done?’ I felt like I was living in a body I didn’t recognize. For the first year I wore [baggy] clothes because I felt uncomfortable.”
Let that be a lesson, ladies. Your breasts are always perfect. Men don’t really care what if they are lopsided and perfect breasts are a myth. Some man, somewhere, is going to be happy with the breasts you have.
Tom Brady was happy with Gisele’s breasts.
“He just said, ‘I love you no matter what’ and that I looked beautiful. This was definitely another lesson: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But I wish I would have learned that a different way.”
Maybe she should have listened to that Kelly Clarkson song, “Stronger.” The lyrics are literally, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” The song was released in 2011, four years before Gisele changed her breasts.
I think we can all learn from Kelly Clarkson, the most underrated artist of my generation. I bet Tom Brady listens to Kelly Clarkson all the time. It’s how he’s going to remain in the NFL until he’s 80.