So, while nothing has been officially confirmed, the word is that Nicki Minaj is dating someone new. And she might also be engaged as she’s been spotted sporting a ring on the designated finger. And who is this gentleman accompanying Nicki Minaj about town? A fellow who goes by the name of Kenneth “Zoo” Petty.
Okay, first of all, what the hell kind of a name is, “Zoo?” Like, how do you get a stupid fucking nickname like that? Where does that come even come from? Seriously, how do you start with “Kenneth” and end up with “Zoo?”
Insipid nicknames aside, there is a much bigger problem with Petty (not to ever be confused with the almighty and recently deceased musician, Tom Petty). He’s also a highly dangerous felon.
This creepy motherfucker is actually a convicted sex offender who was convicted of raping a 16-year-old girl back in 1995. And to make matters worse there is an appalling number of women out there (and by appalling, I mean more than zero) who have deigned to sleep with and reproduce with this piece of s**t. It turns out that Petty has managed to help produce five kids into existence.
This is not cool, Nicki Minaj. I hope to God you’re not dating let alone engaged to this scumbag. I mean, this guy wasn’t even just simply accused of rape; he was straight up convicted. He’s a registered sex offender. For life. What exactly does it take to get those internal warning sirens a-blaring? Seriously, Nicki, this guy will do nothing for your career, your reputation, or your overall well-being. Take the advice of your fans and ditch Fuckface McDickHead.