Former Miss Australia Finalist Convicted of Assaulting a Flight Attendant, Faces Decades in Jail

I’ve been dating an Australian woman for a few years now and if there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s never tell an Aussie they’ve had enough to drink. You’re only ever going to get one answer to that and it’s going to be “f**k off ya’ cunt, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough to drink.” It’s like trying to take food out of your cat’s mouth because your cat has pica and he’s trying to eat a piece of cling film you left on the counter; you might be doing the right thing but it’s going to be painful.

A United Airlines flight crew learned this lesson the hard way when they cut off model and Miss Australia Finalist Adau Mornyang telling her she had enough to drink.

I feel like the flight attendant is lucky Adau only slapped her because with those legs she could have kicked her from at least ten feet away.

Luckily for her, she won’t have to deal with Melbourne’s weather anytime soon, because after being convicted of slapping a flight attendant, she could spend the next 21 years in prison. Which seems excessive.

According to the Justice Department, she was convicted of “interference with a flight crew,” which sounds like something made up after 9-11 like taking your shoes off at the airport, but means she could spend the next 21 years in federal prison. And she only slapped her, it’s not like she flipped her over the drink cart and hulked out yelling “I’m the captain now, bitches!”

Be a pineapple. Punch a stewardess because she won’t give you any more merlot.

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