Boobs for Charity: Twitter User Raised Half a Million Dollars for Australian Wildfire Relief by Selling Nudes By James Sainte-Claire January 5, 2020
Thousands of Australians Signed Up For a Barbecue Just to F**k With Annoying Vegan Neighbor By James Sainte-Claire September 4, 2019
Former Miss Australia Finalist Convicted of Assaulting a Flight Attendant, Faces Decades in Jail By James Sainte-Claire March 26, 2019
The Guy Pooping on This Australian Neighborhood’s Sidewalk Turned Out to Be a Corporate Executive By James Sainte-Claire June 7, 2018
Australian Theater Plays Horror Movie ‘Hereditary’ Trailer Before ‘Peter Rabbit’ By James Sainte-Claire April 26, 2018
Matt Damon Moving to Australia to Escape Rednecks, Racists, and Incompetent Right-Wing Government By James Sainte-Claire March 15, 2018
Australian Ferry to Be Named ‘Ferry McFerryface’ Because the Aussies Don’t Backpedal on Internet Polls Like the Brits By James Sainte-Claire November 13, 2017
Australian Man Looking for a Place to Piss Finds Evidence of Earliest Australian Human Settlement By Isadora Teich November 4, 2016
Johnny Depp Gives Best Performance of the Last Ten Years in Apology Video for Smuggling Yorkies Into Australia By Isadora Teich April 18, 2016
Saucy Aussie Burns Cheating Boyfriend’s Dick with Hair Straightener By Lila Balamane September 16, 2015
