Olivia Jade Thinks Her Parents Ruined Her Life by Making Her Go to College, and She Has a Point

All Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli wanted was to buy their idiot daughter’s way into one of the top colleges in the nation despite the fact that she already had a promising career as an Instagram thirst trap.

Entertainment Tonight reported that Olivia is furious that her parents ruined her life by making her go to college in light of the bribery scandal that saw them arrested and her and her sister, who actually wanted to go to college, dropping out of USC.

The 19-year-old YouTube vlogger is “really angry with her parents because she told them she did not want to go to college and she was pushed,” the source says.

“She has been passionate about her career and wanted to work and was doing well but that wasn’t enough,” the source continues. “Her parents said she would have to juggle college and her career. Now she’s devastated because everything she built implode before her eyes.”

“She feels they ruined everything,” the source adds.

In a way, she’s not wrong. College wasn’t going to help her take sexy pictures for social media.

Just hanging out in a bra, as you do. Normal day.

But as I said, Olivia Jade has a point. Had her parents not made her go to college, she’d still have a career as an influencer. On the other hand, being an “influencer” is just the new term for the idiot children of the idle rich. If P.G. Wodehouse was alive today, Bertie Wooster would have 45 million followers on Instagram.

What’s really funny is that YouTuber Harlow Brooks went to high school with Olivia Jade and doesn’t understand how she managed to graduate because it was an incredibly demanding school and Olivia Jade was always jetting off and making YouTube videos.

The interesting thing is that she talks about how hard USC is to get into, and it is, but when I was applying to colleges USC wasn’t a top school at all. USC essentially bought their way into being a top school in the past 10-20 years, which makes it entirely unsurprising that it was the school with the highest number of students bribing their way in.

Anyway, I do feel bad for Olivia Jade. Instead of being a huge Instagram star who hangs out with the Kardashians she’s going to have to settle for being a rich trust fund kid who hangs out with the cast of Riverdale.