Teen Crashes Stolen Car Into Taylor Swift’s House, Doesn’t Even Get Autograph

Stealing a car isn’t a great idea. There are worse ideas, like trying to take a hotdog from Lena Dunham, but not many. If you ignore my advice and decide to steal a car, you probably don’t want to crash it into Taylor Swift’s house.

This is exactly what one teenager did, however, according to TMZ.

Police in Hopkinton, RI confirmed to TMZ … the high-speed chase started around 1 AM after an officer tried to conduct a traffic stop and the vehicle took off. We’re told officers pursued the car, and the driver eventually lost control and plowed into the main entrance gate at Taylor’s estate.

We’re told the singer was not home at the time of the crash, and neither was anyone else.

Police say the teenage driver has been charged with reckless driving, felony receiving stolen goods, obstructing an officer and driving on a suspended or denied license. No bail has been set.

I mean, yeah, that’s one way to make an entrance. The car was only Swift’s property for a few hours and she wasn’t home at the time, but she’ already written an entire album about what a son of a bitch the car is and how i was always running around with other cars behind her back.