Brody Jenner Says Dad Caitlyn Is ‘Like a 15-Year-Old Girl Now’

Caitlyn Jenner is a lot of things, but “good dad” is not high on the list, according to her son Brody Jenner. Fox News reported that Brody had some harsh words about his dad on The Hills this week.

“I didn’t really grow up with my dad,” Jenner said. “When I was really little, we got to spend a little bit of time. But when he started the family with the Kardashian family and all that, I didn’t really see much of him.”

Jenner later elaborated saying that his father was largely absent throughout his childhood, having missed his graduation and most of his birthdays. He described their relationship as “very surface.”

Caitlyn misses a lot of important stuff in Brody’s life. She also missed his wedding to hang out with her 22-year-old girlfriend. What kind of monkey’s paw do you have to wish on to be like, pushing 80 and then get a model girlfriend who’s barely old enough to drink right after you had your dick cut off?

“I was just getting to know Bruce, and then Bruce became Caitlyn,” Jenner admitted. “Caitlyn is a totally different person than Bruce. It’s her true self, but Bruce was always holding a lot back and being somebody totally different.”

He added: “My dad, she’s like a 15-year-old girl now. She’s a totally different – I mean, it’s awesome. It’s great. She’s happy, she’s running around. She’s off living her life, so what I’ve learned is to just not expect too much from her.”

Most people aren’t actually happy about their parents acting like teenagers. Brody probably doesn’t want to be disparaging because Caitlyn is just enjoying being true to herself, but herself is an old lady. She should be knitting instead of running around with college students and vehicular manslaughtering people. Okay, so that last one is kind of age appropriate, but still.