Miley Cyrus Really Milking Her Fake Relationship With Kaitlynn Carter

I’m not sure who’s faking it more, Miley Cyrus or Kaitlynn Carter. All I know is one of them is always trying a little too hard. This time it might be Miley. Hours after she dropped her song “Slide Away” about her breakup with Liam Hemsworth, she was “basically having sex” with Kaitlynn at Soho House in West Hollywood last Friday. At least according to a witness who probably never had sex in their life. The source said they were making out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. If it was also in a car and on a bus, on the patio and between the door, this could have been a Dr. Seuss rhyme.

Anyway, Hemsworth was reportedly surprised when he found out Miley was hooking up with Carter. Much like he probably was when he realized Miley wasn’t going to stop drinking and doing drugs just because she was married.