Miley Cyrus Is Looking Extra Sexy After Her Break-Up With Liam Hemsworth

You may have heard that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were splitting before their first anniversary. I couldn’t write about it because I was just too damn annoyed with all the “see, bisexuals can’t be monogamous” takes as if there’s a single celebrity in the world who doesn’t have at least three or four marriages under their belt.

While Miley has been spotted with Kaitlynn Carter, since the breakup she’s been extra sexy, which is our good fortune, not to mention the good fortune of whoever she dates after her rebound.

I feel like Billy Ray Cyrus must feel all the time: horny for Miley Cyrus.

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