Britney Spears Burned Down Her Home Gym

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I was never a huge fan of Britany Spears music, but I’ve become a big follower of her Instagram workout videos. It’s like watching those old early-morning workout shows ESPN used to run with Kiana Tom only way sadder because internet porn exists now.

In her latest video, Spears explains she hasn’t been in her home gym in months because she burned it down.

Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now. I haven’t been in here for, like, six months because I burned my gym down, unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burned it down.

I mean, that seems like a reasonable explanation. I’ve been questioning why Britany still has a conservatorship when she’s a grown adult who seems to have made great strides in her personal life, but this answers a lot of questions. Questions like “does Britany understand how fire works?”

I mean, I’m glad everyone was safe, but you can’t just yadda yadda yadda over how you went from having two candles to having a burned-down home gym. If owning candles lead to inevitably burning your house down, Chanukah would be a much less festive holiday.

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