Doja Cat burst onto the scene with ‘Mooo!’, one of the most strangely endearing songs I’ve ever heard. You’d think you’d get tired of hearing her just repeat “bitch I’m a cow” while anime boobs jiggle in the background, but you would be very, very wrong, my friend.
Doja Cat has a new single out, and with it she’s rolled out an interesting marking tactic to go with it: if her single hits number one she’s going to show us her boobs.
I don’t know how you show someone your titties “really hard,” but I want to find out. And I am clearly not alone.
I don’t doubt that there’s an army of simps, I’ve been on Twitter, basically 90% of the posts are thirsty dudes simping for a girl (not Doja Cat) who would generously be described as an Ohio 7.
— Corn 🦦 (@sneeted) May 6, 2020
Seems like her strategy is working.
Come on bois pic.twitter.com/eMzCi5VJb3
— J!MMY 🍭 (@fufuivan) May 6, 2020
Imagine what the world would look like if we could harness horny for something constructive.
I mean, I get it, though. Like, I understand it. Go buy the damn single.
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