Grimes is Selling Her Soul, as if Anyone Believes a Person Who Had Elon Musk’s Child Could Possibly Have One

One of the best scams in the world is performance art. You just do dumb s**t in public and you get to go on late-night TV, provided you’ve had sex with someone famous.

Don’t believe me when I say that’s all performance art is? Here’s a video of Yoko Ono on Late Night with Conan O’Brien performing her most famous piece of art, getting in a black bag.

Does anyone believe for a second she would have been on that show doing that act if she hadn’t goo goo g’joobed John Lennon’s walrus?

Grimes is a performance artist now, and she’s selling a piece called “Claire soul” at a virtual gallery show called Selling Out. The first person to cough up $10 million will be legally entitled to a percentage of the singer’s soul.

I was certain she had sold her soul already in some sort of weird monkey’s paw deal where she wanted to be obscenely wealthy but the catch was she had to become a terrible person and have sex with a goofy white South African narcissist laughing stock. But apparently she did that of her own free will.

HuffPo reports that Grimes said she just “really wanted to collaborate with my lawyer on art. The idea of fantastical art in the form of legal documents just seems very intriguing to me.”

What she should have done was sold the naming rights to her kid, who she named X AE A-XII after the state of California wouldn’t let her put XÆ A-12 on the birth certificate. Apparently Grimes is calling the unfortunate young soul “Little X” even though XÆ A would clearly be pronounced “zaya,” which almost sounds like a name. But she probably could have gotten a few million bucks to call him Raymond James or Papa John or Disney Presents Mulan, all of which would have resulted in way, way fewer ass kickings in middle school.