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You Can Now Get a Scented Candle To Make Your House Smell Like Drake

Have you ever wondered what Drake smells like? I haven’t, but when I do think about it I imagine he smells like wheelchair axel grease and trying too hard. Whatever Drake smells like, you can now make your bedroom smell the same with a new Drake scented candle.

Here’s what it smells like, via CNN.

And according to the description from Revolve, the company he teamed with on the scent, the $80 candle emits a “Smooth musk fragrance is introspective as in an interpretation of your beautiful self, yet extrovertive as how you would want others to see your bold and brilliant self.”
The smell of the candle, called Carby Musk, “Features notes of Musk, Ambers, Cashmere, Suede, and Velvet. Actually smells like Drake — it’s the personal fragrance he wears.”

Wait, $80 for a candle? You know you can get a giant Yankee Candle that doesn’t smell like Drake for $30, right? I consider that an improvement.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle isn’t even $80 and if I had to choose between Drake and Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, I’ll take the vagina. I imagine it also has musk and embers in it anyway.
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