Kim Kardashian is Finally Divorcing Kanye West

In a bit of news that should come as a shock to no one, Page Six is reporting Kim Kardashian has had enough and is divorcing Kanye West because of his Kanye-West-like behavior.

“Kim got Kanye to go up there [Wyoming] so they could live separate lives and quietly get things sorted out to separate and divorce. She’s done,” the source continued.

Turns out that just like everyone in the world knew, “living separate lives” is code for “getting divorced.”

You can probably guess the reason Kim is seeking a divorce.

She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer, she is serious about her prison reform campaign. Meanwhile Kanye is talking about running for president and saying other crazy s–t, and she’s just had enough of it.

Can I divorce Kanye West, too? We’ve all had enough of his antics, right?

Apparently, the big sticking point for the couple is ownership of their Calabasas mansion, which is owned by Kanye but where Kim is raising their kids. Children need a stable environment and they need that environment to not be in Wyoming.

It’s not like Kanye is super keen on saving the marriage either, though.

Meanwhile, a separate source says Kanye, who became increasingly uncomfortable and irritated by the Kardashians’ over-the-top reality star lives, “Is completely over the entire family … He wants nothing to do with them,” adding he eventually found their reality show “unbearable.”

I get how that would be an issue, it’s not like Kim had been doing a reality show for seven years when she and Kanye got married or anything.

Kanye West married someone who was famous for having a sex tape and being friends with Paris Hilton and then he found Jesus and expected her to go along with all his Jesusey nonsense and dress like a nun or whatever and Kim clearly wasn’t having it. Kanye feels like he’s the victim because that is how Kanye West feels when someone doesn’t do what Kanye West wants them to do.

I think everyone saw this coming when West started leading prayer services, and if not then definitely when he started complaining that Kim dressed too sexy.

Seriously, who among us could make a relationship with Kanye West work?