Offset Lost a Whole-Ass Automobile
There was a movie that came out when I was in high school called Dude, Where’s My Car? that starred Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott getting so high they lost their car. They were a couple of idiot stoners because you would pretty much have to be to lose an entire car.
Offset, most famous for being the guy Cardi B can’t stop fucking despite the fact that he keeps cheating on her, lost a car. A Bentley, to be specific.
TMZ had the details about how Offset lost an entire car.
Anyway, right after the 4th … Platinum claims Offset told them he didn’t have the car in his possession, didn’t know who had the car last, or where the hell it was. It had vanished — or at least that’s what Platinum is claiming he told them, with no rational explanation.
They also claim Offset stopped making payments on the car after his lease was up on July 25, despite the fact he had failed to return the car. Platinum says he’s refused to pay a penny more.
Forget that this is a rental business and a famous rapper and imagine you lend your friend your car and he calls you and goes “hey bro, I lost your car. Yeah, I don’t know where it got to or who has it. Anyway… peace.”
That is basically what Offset told this car rental company.
So they’re suing him, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. That’s basically what happens when you lose a Bentley.
I really think Cardi B can do better. Like anyone who hasn’t lost a Bentley.